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Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat. Why did you bring us here?

A Taste of Freedom

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose.

  • She also liked to shut up!
  • Throw her in the brig.
  • Now what?

The Cyber House Rules

No, she'll probably make me do it. No, just a regular mistake. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

Amazon Women in the Mood

Bite my shiny metal ass. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.

  1. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
  2. Pansy.
The Route of All Evil

I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Look, last night was a mistake. Soon enough. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. I wish! It's a nickel. When will that be?

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