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Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! It's a T. It goes "tuh". Bender, you risked your life to save me!

You're going to do his laundry? When will that be? Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. You can see how I lived before I met you.

  • Tell them I hate them.
  • Oh yeah, good luck with that.
  • They're like sex, except I'm having them!

Bendin' in the Wind
If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal! Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. We don't have a brig. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute.

Fry and the Slurm Factory
Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! You're going to do his laundry? Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon. Oh sure! Blame the wizards!

  1. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
  2. You're going back for the Countess, aren't you?
  3. Your best is an idiot!
  4. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

A Fishful of Dollars
Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? I'm Santa Claus!